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DF ODs & Previews Glorious Weekend of SoCal Banked Track Roller Derby (May...
DF is known for many things. Winning “Most Pungent” seven years running. That famous picture of me flipping off a unicorn while a Tyrannosaurus Rex elbows me in the crotch. Finishing my Nobel Prize...
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The OCRG: Traffic Jammers v. Orange Whips @ Anaheim Convention Ctr Arena,...
6.13pm. May 7, 2011. Along the 5, just south of the Losanjealous/OC border. DF may be a denizen of Losanjealous, but this does not mean he does not also love its feisty little brother to the south,...
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¡Free DF! An LADD preview (Tough Cookies v. Fight Crew, 6/4/2011)
FYI, that’s “Free DF” as in “liberate DF,” not as in “DF costs nothing,” though I suppose both are technically accurate. Anyway, as the title suggests, I write to thee from the bowels of a prison deep...
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The DF interview: Dirt Bird, part I
This week began at Losanjealous headquarters as any other. It was a bright, clear Monday morning. The Sandalwood conference room at the Marriott Residence Inn–Marina del Rey was ready for us to start...
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Where in the World is DF? An LADD bout preview (Fight Crew v. Varsity...
Dear Losanjealous Readers, We write to inquire if any of you have seen or heard from Losanjealous author, roller derby aficionado, and A1 sauce recovering addict DF of late. He was last spotted just...
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Update on International Manhunt & Preview of LA Derby Dolls Bout (Sirens v....
In the vanishingly unlikely event that anyone is interested, we at Losanjealous are continuing the global search for missing roller derby reporter and comptroller of the El Monte chapter of “Garfield”...
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Rumors of DF’s Death Are Totally Accurate: An LA Derby Dolls Championship...
Wait, what the hell is that headline? No, not “totally accurate,” “greatly exaggerated.” It’s supposed to be “greatly exaggerated”– Ah, screw it. I’ve returned to the Losanj fold from a long hiatus,...
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DF’s early Xmas miracle & preview of RESCHEDULED LA Derby Dolls Champs Bout...
So you remember how last week DF was all like “Oh, hey, you should totally go to the LA Derby Dolls champs bout because it’s going to be awesome?” Oh, you don’t remember? Well, that’s embarrassing....
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The Hunger Bout: DF exposes Hollywood lies & previews LADD matchup (Brawlers...
Stop the presses! Stop those presses, sez I!!! EM-EFFING STOP THEM RIGHT GODDAMNED NOW!!! [Breathless, air-sucking pause.] Enormous, shocking news has been unearthed by DF’s tireless journalistic...
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DF Airs Resentments & Previews LA Derby Dolls Bout (Cookies v. Sirens,...
A certain Elvis Depressley once sang, “I bear more grudges than lonely high court judges.” Oh, is that all? Because DF is the Guinness-book world-record grudge-holding ninja master of all time, and...
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